SMS ‎"BROKEN ENGLISH..." :D:P rofl

‎"BROKEN ENGLISH..." :D:P rofl

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”
Once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America...” 
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls’ hostel pulling cigarette...? " 

Write down your name and father of your name..!!

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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" the professor said and erased the board

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"Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

hope that made yew smile??!